Bingo Humor

Life can be extremely funny, and so can online bingo. Whenever you see one of your chat mates from the online bingo chatroom, which is sour and depressed, all you need to do is tell him the right things to improve his feeling, boost up his mood and spice up his online bingo experience and enjoyment.

We in challengebingo.com made a funny list for you, of the 10 ways to survive a bingo game of politicians. Speak these sentences out loud in your online bingo chat, and make them smile, laugh or at least type some smiley emoticons to show their good mood.

Are you ready for some fun?

10 Ways to survive a politician's bingo

1. Get your advisors to have a little talk with the caller.
2. When your numbers don't come out, remind the caller who appointed him for the job.
3. Pretend to be a silent loser while replacing your opponents' bingo cards with fake ones.
4. Do anything to win – money is not an object, as long as the jackpot is higher.
5. Promise everyone a share of the jackpot, and when you win sneak out, quiet as a mouse.
6. When someone calls "Bingo!" demand a recount of the numbers. You bring the specialists. If you're not happy with the recount, take it up to the supreme court
7. Forge the numbers on your card. Try to look reliable and trustworthy when yelling "Bingo!"
7. Don't let anyone see the interns under the table.
8. When you lose, blame it on your neighbors. When you win, take the credit solely for yourself.
9. Memorize the sentence – the jackpot is your own. Keep it!
10. When moving towards the exit, have gunned people watch you and the prize.

(If you think this list is misnumbered, take it up with the Supreme Court)